Discography

Rodney is back, LIVE and on DVD! Rodney Rude Live Vol. 1 contains all the laughs with special bonus features including a backstage interview, previously unseen footage and lots more.

1. Man Dies With Hard On
2. Rude Wears Cock Hat
3. I Shit In Your Purse
4. Playing Golf Got Hit Between First And Second Hole
5. Throw The F***** Board At Me
6. Rude Does Impressions Of Blow Flies
7. Limericks
8. I Hate That
9. Serious Interview
10. Newsreader Bloopers
11. Fine Thread
12. Gotta Keep Your Worms Warm
13. Extra Limericks
14. Piss Funny Samples

1. I Got More
2. I Got More
3. I Got More
4. I Got More
5. I Got More
6. I Got More

Rude Rides Again is an Australian comedy album, performed by Rodney Rude and released in 1986. The album was recorded in front of a live audience at the Gold Coast.

1. Funny
2. Piss Funny

1. Get Pucked You Crunt
2. Some Queensland Cops Need Ring Repair After Inmate Abuse
3. Imaginary Roots, Or Pork Sword Dreaming
4. Banished To The Soggy Bits, Or Holiday At Wet Patch
5. Rodney Rude Very Funny Loud Mouth Punter Becomes Buttock Hole
6. Power Points And Nuggets

7. Soiled Undies
8. My Brother Load
9. Condiment On Your Equine Excrement Or Oral Manure Removal
10. Big Noah Samples Power Point Sack
11. I May Not Be A Wog But I Look Like One
12. Me Hangin’ Out Of Ya
13. Wear A Black Condom My Wife Died
14. Bald Headed Man With One Eye Exudes Flatulence
15. Midget Sticks His Digit In A Ladies Idget
16. Fat Ladies And Buckets
17. Lay On Your Back Prime Minister
18. Detective Kuntz, Load Connoisseur
19. So Far Up Ya You Can Only See My Hat
20. A Load On Jackson
21. Granny Impersonates A Turkey – And Gobbles
22. Harry’s Doodle Gets Manipulated
23. Celebrity Pox Jockeys

1. Bring Spare Undies
2. You’ll Piss Yourself

This Work Contains A Selection Of The Funniest Bits From Rodney Rude

1. Intro
2. Good Evening
3. Ladies
4. Half Rude
5. I Still Hate Cats
6. Hate Singing
7. Standup 1
8. Standup 2
9. Standup 3
10. Michael Jackson
11. Why Won’t Rolf Harris Just Fuck Off and Die

1. Mcdonalds
2. Freddy
3. Rubber Vagina
4. Japs
5. Elton
6. The Pope
7. Pensioner Eats Pelican
8. Sting
9. Sperm
10. Booga From Goodooga
11. Fart Into Mic

Rodney Rude’s first live recording since 1998 – Entered the National ARIA Albums Chart at # 42 – Achieved Gold Record Sales (35,000)

1. Heckler’s Mum Tongues Rude Causing Asthma Attack
2. Grandfather Nuzzles Beaver With Barry’s Beard
3. Menage Au Trois Boy Cops One In The Seat
4. Rude Hides Limerick In Contemporary Afro-American Music Genre
5. Stunted Kleptomaniac Puts Brown Smudges On Stationary

6. Famous Painted Charlie Punches Famous Action Hero In Artificial Seat
7. Rude Refuses To Let Hugh Grant Forget His Extra Marital Car Sex
8. Dickshit, Netanyahu, Dung, Yassah and Piss Pot
9. Homeless Bloke With One Thong Made Out Of A Salmon Tin
10. Rude Uses Tackle For Shoehorn
11. Rubber Legged Bloke Sprays Mates At Piss Trough
12. Drunken Limerick Singing (Audience Participation)
13. Eight Answering Machine Messages Free To Use
14. Ya Mum’s A Turtle
15. Dwarf Reconing
16. Brass Bound Buggery Box
17. Golden Shower Avoidance
18. Duck Organ & Abdomen Hole
19. Soft Vegie
20. Aliens With Triple Anus
21. Rectal Antler Discomfort

1. KFC Killed My Uncle
2. Ronald Mcdonald Doesn’t Even Eat His Own Hamburgers
3. Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing A Piglet
4. Heckler Gets Tattoo Of A Target Round His Arsehole
5. Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians With A Hunk Of Bong Hose
6. Nimbin – Can’t Tell Men From Women, May As Well Root Everyone In The Arse
7. Don’t You Hate Wearing A G-String Cause Half A Turd Goes On Floor And Half In Your Sock
8. Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out Of One Side Of His Mouth Or Belmont High School
9. I’m The Bloke Who Gets All The Roots Around Hexham
10. Homeless Blokes Revisited. Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance On Plastic Bag Full Of Shit

11. Mcdonalds Revisited Are You The Mcmanager
12. Rude Trys To Act Young And Cool By Wearing Clothes Back To Front And Sings Limericks Disguised As Rap
13. Don’t You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You
14. Michael Jackson Dances Like A Duck On A Hotplate
15. The Tom Price Miner
16. Libra Pads With Wings Also Have A Beak And Tail Feathers
17. Ya Hairy Hole
18. Rude Serious Rave About Limericks
19. Punter Sing Limericks With Rude
20. Answering Machine Messages Intro
21. Message I Know You
22. Message Embicile
23. Message Hornswoggler
24. Message Balls Caught In DVD Player
25. Message Dick Head
26. Message Psych Down
27. Message New Boyfriend
28. Message Hermaphrodite
29. Message Root A Welding Glove
30. Message I’ve Shot
31. Message Bruised Tongue
32. Message Office Manager
33. Message Piss Off
34. Message Arse Hairs Waxed
35. Message Ghost Of Sammy Sneed
36. Message Gee Gee Spot

1. Rude’s uncanny insight into Mars and Venus
2. Blokes who want to become eunuchs Or Pitiful attempt by Rude to get lady’s underpants
3. Marcia Hines’ Tit
4. Rude wears jodhpurs with padded arse sewn in
5. Albino Indian’s red dot becomes Japanese flag
6. Humidity in Rude’s arse crack identical to India’s climate
7. Rude’s Greek mate is a necrophiliac
8. Siamese twin’s nose joined to his brother’s butt hole
9. Heckler carves veins in cucumber
10. Pavarotti breaks toilet
11. Rude annihilates Pommie heckler
12. Rude does embuggerment joke disguised as an insult
13. Rude plays the mouth trumpet (musical)
14. Rude blows fart through plastic tube in taxi
15. Rude accuses McDonalds of using undersized chip scoop, then challenges them to use his huge scoop: Rude leaves wearing his scoop for an Olympic bicycle rider’s helmet

16. Hopoate fingers Rude
17. Rude heckles a hunchback
18. Rude starts to resemble a fruit bat from raiding too many orchards (musical)
19. Bonus answer machine messages introduced by Rude
20. Answer machine message – Uncle Jack off on train
21. Answer machine message – Ounce of Parsley
22. Answer machine message – Queer eye gives polish
23. Answer machine message – Greenies and chain saws
24. Answer machine message – Kim Beazley’s air force jumpsuit
25. Answer machine message – Fido
26. Answer machine message – Boss has sex with stubby holder
27. Answer machine message – Baldy feral buys Bob Marley wig
28. Answer machine message – Mr & Mrs Fucknuckle
29. Answer machine message – Helmet in lady’s duffel bag
30. Answer machine message – Davey Crockett hat for mask
31. Answer machine message – Rodney Treblecock
32. Answer machine message – Long winded convoluted message
33. Answer machine message – Goo on pelvic bone
34. Answer machine message – Erect windsock
35. Answer machine message – Talcum powder in aerobic suit
36. Answer machine message – Boris Becker’s ginger nuts (musical)

1. Heckler Strangles Mates Knob in an Anal Noose
2. Rude Compares His Willy to Windsock at Airport Hanging Limply in Breeze
3. Doctor Gaffers a Tiny Camera to His Own Appendage For Patient’s Rectal
4. Heckler Has a Tattoo of an Anus on His Fist
5. Incompetence During Surgical Procedure Causes Relocation of Genitals
6. Reason Servos Keep Toilets Locked, Is So Cleaners Can’t Get In
7. Heckler Gets Outsmarted by His Own Girlfriend
8. Ex-Wife Tries to Push Rude Off Echo Point and Stab Him With a Star Peg
9. Rude’s Grandfather Meets Vietnamese Girl Named Mifuk
10. Rude Is Nicknamed Tiger Woods ‘Cause He Goes the Growl on a Heckler’s Mum
11. Dog Rejects Heckler at Buck’s Night
12. Rude Claims That Women Make Him Feel Like a Furry Little Fruit Bat
13. Rude Claims That All Hecklers Shave Each Others Balls
14. Charles Merton-Lickett, Stuart Diver and Harry Muff Create Law Firm Cal

15. Rude’s New Son Darren Runs Eagle Boys Pizza Shop in Kurri Kurri
16. Homeless Bloke Takes a Dump in Open Police Crusier Window
17. Peter Allen’s Taxidermist Inserts Antique Slide Whistle in Peter Allen’
18. Rude’s Uncle Ishmael Polished Toe of Cowboy Boot on the Ring Area of Fo
19. Rude’s Uncle Ishmael Damages Knob in Shaving Accident
20. Rude’s Grandfather Makes Hard Hats Out of Dolphin’s Foreheads
21. Rude Suggests That Elton Owns a Store Window Mannequin’s Fist on a Stick
22. Rude Claims Safest Place in Terrorist Attack Is Local Swimming Pool, ‘C
23. Ending – Rude Suggests Prime Minister Should “Do” Rude’s Audience
24. Ending – Rude Suggests Prime Minister Should “Do” Rude’s Audience
25. Rude Claims Lady’s Hairy Underarms Are Like Two Bonus Vaginas
26. Rude Claims Lady’s Hairy Underarms Are Like Two Bonus Vaginas (*)
27. Bull Rider Can’t Last Eight Seconds on Lady’s Bucking Arse
28. Hecklers Only Yell Out When Rude Has a Mouth Full of Piss
29. Heckler Tattoos Anus on Fist So He Can Have a Pull With an Anus
30. Miner Enjoys Safe Shift in Public Shaft
31. On a Scale of One to Ten, Cockabillity Versus Cuntability
32. Old Property Developer Files Parrot Through Public Wind Farm
33. Rude Suffers Confusion When Rooting Heckler Cousin